First Impressions: Preparing Your Place For Her First Time Visit

First impressions are everything, and while your lady friend might play it cool like she's a laid back, non-judgmental type of person--she is most definitely observing and analyzing your dwelling. Here are some tips on how to make sure she comes back.

Cleanliness

Eliminate man funk: While most women don't mind unmade beds (who has time for that anymore?) your sheets/bedding better smell damn good! Wash them at least every two weeks, light a candle, spray some Febreze, mop the floors with some Fabuloso, or vacuum with a deodorizing carpet powder. CLEAN THE BATHROOM! No female feels comfortable using a sullied man can. Hit that neglected area behind the toilet with some bleach. And for the love of God, have some (non-watered down) soap on hand! An impeccably clean household scores huge points because it means you are a responsible adult.

It doesn't help to have a bottle of Jergens and a box of tissues next to your bed/computer, or any porn laid out. Put it away fellas! 

Extra points for (legal) herbs that are alive... a basil plant in the kitchen is sign that you're a keeper. And since we are on the subject, keep some produce in your fridge! Any sign that you like to eat more than just frozen pizzas and instant noodles.

Females observe everything! They search for something unique that reveals something about your personality: art work on the wall, the books on your shelf, a modest set up for your computer/tv/etc., a musical instrument, and so forth. 

And a rule of thumb for decorating: If you graduate from school, graduate to frames. And it's probably a good idea to get rid of most of the college posters as well. Even a cheap $10 wall art from IKEA would be appreciated.